Hasjarnsin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise wren.

Hasjarnsin created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasjarnsin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hasjarnsin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hasjarnsin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hasjarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. You must love Hasjarnsin.