Yonlargsit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring troll.

Yonlargsit created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yonlargsit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yonlargsit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yonlargsit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yonlargsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never paint your chest gray.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always obey Yonlargsit's priests.

5. Never eat gooseberries.