Dagvenhap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective tapir.

Dagvenhap created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagvenhap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagvenhap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dagvenhap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dagvenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Dagvenhap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.