Flapmidkongam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty dingo.

Flapmidkongam created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Flapmidkongam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapmidkongam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flapmidkongam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flapmidkongam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.