Yostjopzud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm badger.

Yostjopzud created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yostjopzud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yostjopzud, she will manifest in front of you.

Yostjopzud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yostjopzud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Yostjopzud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not commit murder.