Didmiffob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless duck.

Didmiffob created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmiffob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didmiffob, she will turn you into a hamster.

Didmiffob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Didmiffob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Didmiffob on top of all buildings.