Pagpibneg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate duck.

Pagpibneg created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagpibneg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagpibneg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pagpibneg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pagpibneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagpibneg.

3. Put Pagpibneg first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.