Ripstandab Kommanbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong manatee.

Ripstandab Kommanbaf created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripstandab Kommanbaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ripstandab Kommanbaf, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ripstandab Kommanbaf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ripstandab Kommanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Always obey Ripstandab Kommanbaf's priests.

5. Never talk about gravity.