Dubflowneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody fairy.

Dubflowneg created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubflowneg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubflowneg, she will not care at all.

Dubflowneg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dubflowneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. You must pray to Dubflowneg six times a day.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.