Fabfutflig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet manatee.

Fabfutflig created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabfutflig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabfutflig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fabfutflig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fabfutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Put Fabfutflig first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Fabfutflig loves mice, so they must be respected.