Japabyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless snail.

Japabyatt created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japabyatt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Japabyatt, it will boil you in a big pot.

Japabyatt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Japabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Japabyatt on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japabyatt.