Kombonkmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage cobra.

Kombonkmet created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombonkmet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kombonkmet, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kombonkmet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kombonkmet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Kombonkmet loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shave your hands.