Piggetgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm zebra.

Piggetgeb created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piggetgeb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Piggetgeb, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Piggetgeb's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Piggetgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Piggetgeb must be the most important thing in your life.