Gemgiggad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident shark.

Gemgiggad created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemgiggad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemgiggad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gemgiggad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gemgiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.
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