Lagkopbonfut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent fly.

Lagkopbonfut created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagkopbonfut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lagkopbonfut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lagkopbonfut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lagkopbonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Lagkopbonfut loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.