Ominrotrullspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent swallow.

Ominrotrullspag created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrotrullspag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominrotrullspag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominrotrullspag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ominrotrullspag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ominrotrullspag.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.