Tiptomart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing fairy.

Tiptomart created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptomart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiptomart, it will think nothing of it.

Tiptomart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tiptomart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Tiptomart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.
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