Fobvinbelljop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful goose.

Fobvinbelljop created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobvinbelljop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobvinbelljop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fobvinbelljop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fobvinbelljop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never paint your legs pink.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.