Danstafnegbog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful elephant.

Danstafnegbog created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danstafnegbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danstafnegbog, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Danstafnegbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Danstafnegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.