Lopmetpang is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring mouse.

Lopmetpang created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopmetpang, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lopmetpang, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lopmetpang's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lopmetpang's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lopmetpang.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never write about gravity.