Binpompin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving crocodile.

Binpompin created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Binpompin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binpompin, he will turn you into a tree.

Binpompin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Binpompin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Binpompin loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt tortoises.