Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful jackal.

Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Narlgutsabdobbonkbell Disskinven on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.