Gomsisfedbot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful hippopotamus.

Gomsisfedbot created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsisfedbot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomsisfedbot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gomsisfedbot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gomsisfedbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never feed coconuts to dolphins while wearing turquoise hats.