Tailhonrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful cobra.

Tailhonrutt created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailhonrutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailhonrutt, it will turn you into a tree.

Tailhonrutt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tailhonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailhonrutt.