Rigpibquat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong skunk.

Rigpibquat created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rigpibquat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigpibquat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rigpibquat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rigpibquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta jumpers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.