Dibflabfot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful naga.

Dibflabfot created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflabfot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibflabfot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibflabfot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dibflabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Fast once a month.