Tagdogweg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful scorpion.

Tagdogweg created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Tagdogweg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tagdogweg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tagdogweg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tagdogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never run near horses.