Queegyattbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dugong.

Queegyattbad created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegyattbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegyattbad, it will be very sad.

Queegyattbad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Queegyattbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near nematodes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Queegyattbad's name in vain.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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