Rillyartdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty hippopotamus.

Rillyartdoss created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyartdoss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillyartdoss, it will turn you into a dog.

Rillyartdoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rillyartdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.