Volbugkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited bird.

Volbugkar created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Volbugkar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volbugkar, she will turn you into a duck.

Volbugkar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Volbugkar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volbugkar.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect seven lead sculptures of Volbugkar on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.