Fodlitdit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless jellyfish.

Fodlitdit created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlitdit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodlitdit, she will cry a lot.

Fodlitdit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fodlitdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Run away if seven eagles approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.