Dodtomlist is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident jackal.

Dodtomlist created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtomlist, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodtomlist, she will laugh at you.

Dodtomlist's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dodtomlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Retreat if seven goats approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.
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