Sugsagmig Cusswonrot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful hydra.

Sugsagmig Cusswonrot created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsagmig Cusswonrot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sugsagmig Cusswonrot, she will torture you forever.

Sugsagmig Cusswonrot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sugsagmig Cusswonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugsagmig Cusswonrot first in all things.

2. Hide if six ants approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear red.