Vogdinved is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody eagle.

Vogdinved created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogdinved, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vogdinved, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogdinved's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vogdinved's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vogdinved on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if three whales approach from the south.

3. Vogdinved loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Vogdinved must be the most important thing in your life.