Febbomvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless jackal.

Febbomvid created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbomvid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febbomvid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Febbomvid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Febbomvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febbomvid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Febbomvid first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.