Jipfumarf is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, annoying lion.
Jipfumarf created viruses five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Jipfumarf, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in Jipfumarf, he will curse you with boils.
Jipfumarf's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Jipfumarf's Holy Commandments
1. Never look at stars.
2. Put Jipfumarf first in all things.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.