Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful otter.

Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg, it will turn you into a dog.

Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ratnaddin Veentenkin Bedgutqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.