Dibgofkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic camel.

Dibgofkap created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibgofkap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibgofkap, she will not invite you to parties.

Dibgofkap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dibgofkap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibgofkap.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always pray immersed in water.