Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ruthless newt.

Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl, she will turn you into a rock.

Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigbegnigbatbidlarpnatcin Genhignurl.