Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous squid.

Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Dinjarnveengadsitfobbestquat's priests.

5. Always look after injured shrews.