Maplistpop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic tortoise.

Maplistpop created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Maplistpop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Maplistpop, it will curse you with boils.

Maplistpop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Maplistpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never sing near whales.