Mitflowgad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying cobra.

Mitflowgad created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflowgad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitflowgad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mitflowgad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mitflowgad's Holy Commandments

1. Mitflowgad loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Mitflowgad on top of important buildings.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill snakes.