Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast weasel.

Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mishadcudbonk Rapsomwod Sadbarnhig.

5. Never wear black coats.