Wegmigbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring dove.

Wegmigbug created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmigbug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegmigbug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wegmigbug's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wegmigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.