Mifbedgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless unicorn.

Mifbedgon created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbedgon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifbedgon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mifbedgon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mifbedgon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifbedgon.

2. Run away if five porpoises approach from the north.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. You must pray to Mifbedgon seven times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.