Stipyikster Sandfemdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain crow.

Stipyikster Sandfemdoss created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyikster Sandfemdoss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipyikster Sandfemdoss, she will laugh at you.

Stipyikster Sandfemdoss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stipyikster Sandfemdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if seven turtles approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.