Cednullflap Yimkoncen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered crow.

Cednullflap Yimkoncen created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cednullflap Yimkoncen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cednullflap Yimkoncen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cednullflap Yimkoncen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cednullflap Yimkoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mice.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Cednullflap Yimkoncen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.