Lagbunnil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish swan.

Lagbunnil created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbunnil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lagbunnil, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lagbunnil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lagbunnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple skirts.

2. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help squirrels in need.