Bopvonzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless mink.

Bopvonzag created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopvonzag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopvonzag, he will not care at all.

Bopvonzag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bopvonzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopvonzag.