Kandosslid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest mole.

Kandosslid created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kandosslid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kandosslid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kandosslid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kandosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.